Ask The First Ship

… DISCIPLE, I ASK OF YE.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

:33 < Purrrrrrrrrrrr.

BRING IT IN, KID.

BRING IT IN, KID.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.

SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP.  RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.
:33 &lt; H33 h33 h33!  I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!

SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP.  RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.

:33 < H33 h33 h33!  I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!

:33 &lt; His voice gets all calm and d33p when he gives hiss sp33ches.  It just makes mew want to relax and listen&#8230;

:33 < His voice gets all calm and d33p when he gives hiss sp33ches.  It just makes mew want to relax and listen…

:33 < She’s nice, and she’s suppurtive of our relationship, but sometimes she just doesn’t understand us!

SHE GOT A LITTLE MAD AFTER THAT, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THE DISCIPLE WAS DOING THIS AFTER SOAKING HER HAIR IN THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SCENTED OIL WE FOUND IN THE CITY.  SAID WE WERE WASTING MONEY.

… NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH, I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU DID THIS EITHER.

:33 < I didn’t s33 you complaining!

WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE, AND HOW WE GO ABOUT THAT SHIT, IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.  HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME TO YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ASKED HOW YOU PAILED?

NO.  NO, YOU WOULDN’T.  

DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU, FUCKASS.

:33 &lt; Mr. Signhiss, do you evef f33l like we&#8217;re furgetting something?
OH, SHIT.  WE ARE.
REMEMBER THE ASKBLOG?
:33 &lt; Oh, yeah!  We&#8217;d better get back to that.
((sorry, guys, I&#8217;ve had school, family stuff, art block, and a lot of other stuff to wade through recently.  I&#8217;ll start answered asks again ASAP, though!))

:33 < Mr. Signhiss, do you evef f33l like we’re furgetting something?

OH, SHIT.  WE ARE.

REMEMBER THE ASKBLOG?

:33 < Oh, yeah!  We’d better get back to that.

((sorry, guys, I’ve had school, family stuff, art block, and a lot of other stuff to wade through recently.  I’ll start answered asks again ASAP, though!))

WHOOPS

SO APPARENTLY THE MOD’S BEEN SERIOUSLY FUCKING UP THE DISCIPLE’S TYPING QUIRK, IF NEPETA’S WAS ANYTHING TO GO BY.

:33 < It’s okay, though!  Sh33 just went through the whole eleven or so questions in the archive and pawnstakingly fixed it!

WE’RE REALLY SORRY THIS HUMAN IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT GRUB.

:33 < W33 ar3 in fact still h33re!

:33 < W33 have b33n gone awhile, b33claws the mod had school things and Purrigr33’s 33ve shopping and such to d33l with, and also b33claws sh33 had trouble with a question furom Clothopurrocracy!

THE QUESTION WAS “BEEF”.  NO FUCKING QUESTION MARK, BECAUSE IT WASN’T A QUESTION ABOUT BEEF.  WE GET IT, JOKER, YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.

:33 < Hey!  No n33d to b33 rude!

WHATEVER.  ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE PICTURES DONE IN SORRY, ENRAGED ATTEMPTS TO ANSWER SUCH AN ENIGMATIC ENQUIRY, NOT ENTIRELY FINISHED BECAUSE THIS QUESTION WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, IN ORDER OF THEIR CREATION: