:33 no qu3stion is too purrsonal! ACTUALLY DON’T YOU DARE ASK ANYTHING THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS (this is an ask blog for the Sufferer and Disciple from Homestuck. Questions can go to one or both characters, just make sure to specify if it’s only for one of them. Have fun!)Tumblr (3.0; @askthefirstship)http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8f92c01cd0284bc601dcfcae5203e97/tumblr_mluhhuTe4T1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64f8f0bf7db6a75b201a36e53383270a/tumblr_mluhhuTe4T1r21fu5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>… DISCIPLE, I ASK OF YE.</p> <p>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?</p> <p>:33 < Purrrrrrrrrrrr.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/48909247781http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/48909247781Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:22:42 -0400solluxlove666signlessdiscipleaskthefirstshiphomestuckwhere has the mod been you ask? the mod has been putting her computer in the computer hospital for months at a time more than oncewe are back now thoughwe hope<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5h9i1UKle1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BRING IT IN, KID.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24918212623http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24918212623Mon, 11 Jun 2012 20:03:36 -0400signlesssuffererdiscipleask first shipfirst shiphomestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5foql6M6S1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24863113930http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24863113930Sun, 10 Jun 2012 23:37:33 -0400sloppy makeoutsI hope these are sloppy enoughDiscipleSignlessSuffererfirst shipask first shiphomestuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52sxrymft1r21fu5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP.  RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.</p> <p>:33 < H33 h33 h33!  I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24385709823http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24385709823Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:39:00 -0400love at first sightfrom her end anywaydisciplesignlesssuffererfirst shipask first shiphomestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yvc6KuuK1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:33 < His voice gets all calm and d33p when he gives hiss sp33ches.  It just makes mew want to relax and listen…</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24231982915http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/24231982915Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:40:54 -0400it's not as calming when he's swearing and yelling at peopledisicipleSignlesssuffererfirst shiphomestuckask first ship<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wyaxo7yl1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wyaxo7yl1r21fu5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>:33 < She’s nice, and she’s suppurtive of our relationship, but sometimes she just doesn’t understand us!</p> <p>SHE GOT A LITTLE MAD AFTER THAT, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THE DISCIPLE WAS DOING THIS AFTER SOAKING HER HAIR IN THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SCENTED OIL WE FOUND IN THE CITY.  SAID WE WERE WASTING MONEY.</p> <p>… NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH, I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU DID THIS EITHER.</p> <p>:33 < I didn’t s33 you complaining!</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/22901862880http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/22901862880Sat, 12 May 2012 10:16:09 -0400quietly ignore the implication that the Dolorosa is Judasbecause that was not my intentionI really hope the Disciple washed her hair before thisask first shipdiscipleSignlesssuffererdolorosa<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oo4uasLd1r21fu5o1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oo4uasLd1r21fu5o2_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3oo4uasLd1r21fu5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE, AND HOW WE GO ABOUT THAT SHIT, IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.  HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME TO YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ASKED HOW YOU PAILED?</p> <p>NO.  NO, YOU WOULDN’T.  </p> <p>DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU, FUCKASS.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/22632187115http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/22632187115Mon, 07 May 2012 22:55:00 -0400DiscipleSignlessask first shipsorry guyssuffererthe censored blanket was a present from the psiioniic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0oitqQGSs1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:33 < Mr. Signhiss, do you evef f33l like we’re furgetting something?</p> <p>OH, SHIT.  WE ARE.</p> <p>REMEMBER THE ASKBLOG?</p> <p>:33 < Oh, yeah!  We’d better get back to that.</p> <p>((sorry, guys, I’ve had school, family stuff, art block, and a lot of other stuff to wade through recently.  I’ll start answered asks again ASAP, though!))</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/19064595728http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/19064595728Sat, 10 Mar 2012 12:20:00 -0500also firstship mod is a lazy ladyback now guysfirst shipsufferersignlessdiscipleask the first ship<p>SO APPARENTLY THE MOD&#8217;S BEEN SERIOUSLY FUCKING UP THE DISCIPLE&#8217;S TYPING QUIRK, IF NEPETA&#8217;S WAS ANYTHING TO GO BY.</p> <p>:33 &lt; It&#8217;s okay, though!  Sh33 just went through the whole eleven or so questions in the archive and pawnstakingly fixed it!</p> <p>WE&#8217;RE REALLY SORRY THIS HUMAN IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT GRUB.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/15209881583http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/15209881583Mon, 02 Jan 2012 18:59:00 -0500I'll be more careful from now onsorry guyswhoopsI'm still not sure I have it completely right but I'll work on it<p>:33 &lt; W33 have b33n gone awhile, b33claws the <a href="http://poisonforpartridgeinapeartree.tumblr.com">mod</a> had school things and Purrigr33&#8217;s 33ve shopping and such to d33l with, and also b33claws sh33 had trouble with a question furom <a href="http://clothobeaurocracy.tumblr.com">Clothopurrocracy</a>!</p> <p>THE QUESTION WAS &#8220;BEEF&#8221;.  NO FUCKING QUESTION MARK, BECAUSE IT WASN&#8217;T A QUESTION ABOUT BEEF.  WE GET IT, JOKER, YOU&#8217;RE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.</p> <p>:33 &lt; Hey!  No n33d to b33 rude!</p> <p>WHATEVER.  ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE PICTURES DONE IN SORRY, ENRAGED ATTEMPTS TO ANSWER SUCH AN ENIGMATIC ENQUIRY, NOT ENTIRELY FINISHED BECAUSE THIS QUESTION WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, IN ORDER OF THEIR CREATION:</p> <p><img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/jhatmu.jpg"/><img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/4hwhdt.jpg"/><img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/b5snqt.jpg"/></p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/14735704417http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/14735704417Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:19:00 -0500why yes that is a pile of freshly caught tinkerbullsthey have beef for dinner all the timenobody saw the mod upload this to her main blog by accident and need to repost itsuffererdisciplesignlessfirst shiphomestuckAncestors<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfxmgQimX1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfxmgQimX1r21fu5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfxmgQimX1r21fu5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>THE BRAT SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING, AND I GUESS IT’S NOT REALLY MY PLACE TO INTERFERE.</p> <p>:33 < Interfurring would b33 fun, actually!</p> <p>:33 <  But 33ven if w33 could, h33’d purrobably just yell at us and tell us to mind our own busihiss.</p> <p>:33 < If h33 and my little kitten got togefur… that’d b33 nice!  If only b33claws it would most likely m33n sh33 wasn’t, you know.</p> <p>:33 < Dead.</p> <p>THE INCEST THING ISN’T REALLY AN ISSUE WITH TROLLS, FUCKASS.  THE PHRASE “INCESTUOUS SLURRY” IS A VITAL PART OF EXPLAINING OUR REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE, REMEMBER?</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/14448425222http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/14448425222Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:47:00 -0500Ancestorsdisciplefirst shipgamzeein which the ancestors don't really care how their decendants fill their quadrantsjohn egbertkarkatnepetaor just don't want to deal with karkat's yelling if they dont LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONEsignlesssuffererhomestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvotkg27ly1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvotkg27ly1r21fu5o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>:33 < And then h33 got that song stuck in efurryone’s head</p> <p>:33 < Fur w33ks and w33ks and w33ks</p> <p>:33 < Thanks fur nothing!</p> <p>((song <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFaqdO2oqdM">here</a>))</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13731162626http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13731162626Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:24:00 -050069 love songsask the first shipdisciplekiss me like you mean it is a great song by the magnetic fieldssuffererhomestuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvotbkg8Wl1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvotbkg8Wl1r21fu5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvotbkg8Wl1r21fu5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>IT’S PRETTY FUCKING MAGICAL</p> <p>:33 < You could 33ven say</p> <p>:33 < Mathemewtical!</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13730957696http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13730957696Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:18:00 -0500suffererdisiciplefirst shipwith apologies to pendleton wardand then they were burned to a crisp in the harsh Alternian sunlight<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvn5jg4gX51r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvn5jg4gX51r21fu5o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13687898165http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/13687898165Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:47:00 -0500sufferdisciplekarkatnepetaseeing double<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfx25BnD81r21fu5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh Dear</p> <p>You Two Know That I Am Basically A Nun And Everything Right</p> <p>:33 < Yes, but this is all hypurrthetical anyway!</p> <p>YEAH MOM SERIOUSLY</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/11751048446http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/11751048446Fri, 21 Oct 2011 19:54:00 -0400AND I PROMISE AS LONG AS I LIVE YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT YOU DON'T FUCKING WANT TOtroll Freud is all over this oneDolorosaDiscipleSuffererask first ship<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqatmiImI1r21fu5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADORABLE I AM A GREAT PHILOSOPHICAL LEADER BUT I AM NOT FUCKING CUTE</p> <p>:33 < Yes you are</p> <p>NO</p> <p>:33 < Yes</p> <p>NO</p> <p>:33 < Yes</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/11168624189http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/11168624189Fri, 07 Oct 2011 23:53:00 -0400Ask Discipleask first shipask suffererpre-scratch Alternia looked exactly like wherever Calvin and Hobbes grew upAncestorsfirst ship<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxboxicyP1r21fu5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I THOUGHT SHE WAS CUTE, SURE, BUT SHE’S A BASICALLY A WILD ANIMAL.</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9728982611http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9728982611Fri, 02 Sep 2011 21:48:00 -0400ask first shipdisciplesuffererhomestuckAsk Discipleask suffererask blog<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqq1haJPMU1r21fu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9573858868http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9573858868Mon, 29 Aug 2011 23:24:46 -0400:33 sorry this one took fureverdisciplesuffererask first shiphomestuckask first shipAsk Disciple<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcgm9JUFn1r21fu5o1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:33 “Righteous” leggings?</p> <p>:33 I’ve nefur heard anyone call them that!  What a grrreat id33a!</p> <p>NO.  FUCK NO.  I SWEAR IF YOU START CALLING MY PANTS RIGHTEOUS LEGGINGS THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER. </p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9259933447http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9259933447Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:25:00 -0400homestuckask first shipask blogAsk Discipleask suffererfirst shipoh gosh what am I doing with my life<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcc1cdSn01r21fu5o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>:33 Yes, I think so!</p>http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9256703853http://askthefirstship.tumblr.com/post/9256703853Mon, 22 Aug 2011 13:46:00 -0400homestuckask blogask suffererAsk Discipleask first shipsuffererdisciple