… DISCIPLE, I ASK OF YE.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
:33 < Purrrrrrrrrrrr.
SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.
:33 < H33 h33 h33! I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!
:33 < She’s nice, and she’s suppurtive of our relationship, but sometimes she just doesn’t understand us!
SHE GOT A LITTLE MAD AFTER THAT, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THE DISCIPLE WAS DOING THIS AFTER SOAKING HER HAIR IN THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SCENTED OIL WE FOUND IN THE CITY. SAID WE WERE WASTING MONEY.
… NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH, I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU DID THIS EITHER.
:33 < I didn’t s33 you complaining!
WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE, AND HOW WE GO ABOUT THAT SHIT, IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME TO YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ASKED HOW YOU PAILED?
NO. NO, YOU WOULDN’T.
DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU, FUCKASS.
:33 < Mr. Signhiss, do you evef f33l like we’re furgetting something?
OH, SHIT. WE ARE.
REMEMBER THE ASKBLOG?
:33 < Oh, yeah! We’d better get back to that.
((sorry, guys, I’ve had school, family stuff, art block, and a lot of other stuff to wade through recently. I’ll start answered asks again ASAP, though!))
THE QUESTION WAS “BEEF”. NO FUCKING QUESTION MARK, BECAUSE IT WASN’T A QUESTION ABOUT BEEF. WE GET IT, JOKER, YOU’RE REALLY FUCKING FUNNY.
:33 < Hey! No n33d to b33 rude!
WHATEVER. ANYWAY, HERE ARE THE PICTURES DONE IN SORRY, ENRAGED ATTEMPTS TO ANSWER SUCH AN ENIGMATIC ENQUIRY, NOT ENTIRELY FINISHED BECAUSE THIS QUESTION WAS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, IN ORDER OF THEIR CREATION:
THE BRAT SEEMS TO KNOW WHAT HE’S DOING, AND I GUESS IT’S NOT REALLY MY PLACE TO INTERFERE.
:33 < Interfurring would b33 fun, actually!
:33 < But 33ven if w33 could, h33’d purrobably just yell at us and tell us to mind our own busihiss.
:33 < If h33 and my little kitten got togefur… that’d b33 nice! If only b33claws it would most likely m33n sh33 wasn’t, you know.
:33 < Dead.
THE INCEST THING ISN’T REALLY AN ISSUE WITH TROLLS, FUCKASS. THE PHRASE “INCESTUOUS SLURRY” IS A VITAL PART OF EXPLAINING OUR REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE, REMEMBER?
:33 < And then h33 got that song stuck in efurryone’s head
:33 < Fur w33ks and w33ks and w33ks
:33 < Thanks fur nothing!