BRING IT IN, KID.
SHE FELL OUT OF A FUCKING TREE, INTO MY LAP. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE OF MY SERMONS, TOO.
:33 < H33 h33 h33! I was listening to mew so hard that I furgot to k33p my balance!
:33 < His voice gets all calm and d33p when he gives hiss sp33ches. It just makes mew want to relax and listen…
:33 < She’s nice, and she’s suppurtive of our relationship, but sometimes she just doesn’t understand us!
SHE GOT A LITTLE MAD AFTER THAT, WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THE DISCIPLE WAS DOING THIS AFTER SOAKING HER HAIR IN THIS REALLY EXPENSIVE SCENTED OIL WE FOUND IN THE CITY. SAID WE WERE WASTING MONEY.
… NOT GONNA LIE, THOUGH, I CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU DID THIS EITHER.
:33 < I didn’t s33 you complaining!
WHAT WE DO IN PRIVATE, AND HOW WE GO ABOUT THAT SHIT, IS ABSOLUTELY NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CAME TO YOU AND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER AND ASKED HOW YOU PAILED?
NO. NO, YOU WOULDN’T.
DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU, FUCKASS.
You Two Know That I Am Basically A Nun And Everything Right
:33 < Yes, but this is all hypurrthetical anyway!
YEAH MOM SERIOUSLY
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADORABLE I AM A GREAT PHILOSOPHICAL LEADER BUT I AM NOT FUCKING CUTE
:33 < Yes you are
:33 < Yes
:33 < Yes